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Any horny people? What would you do with this woman how would you go about it? So my friends mum invited me over for dinner a little while ago, as my girlfriend and i just broke up, and she said if i ever needed to take my mind off it i could come over and go for a swim and stuff. She's a young mother, and ever since she found out about my girlfriend and i she's been complimenting me and rubbing my shoulders and back and smiling oddly, and waving her fingers at me from across rooms and stuff. She always jokes around with me. and she said if i needed anything to ask her. so my friend, (her daughter) said that she said i could come over anytime. I'm pretty sure my friends mum is doing more than just consoling me, so what would i do to get her to flirt more? she's definately hot, and wouldn't be a nightmare to mess around with. how should i go about flirting back? should i compliment her on stuff, rub her back, i was thinking of asking her what gym she goes to (even tho she doesn't) and if she wants to come swimming while im in the pool. would this work? or should i be more direct and accidentally brush against her as i walk past? or sit next to her at dinner and 'accidentally' touch my leg against hers. I dont need to here about wht this is a bad idea. i probably wont try anything. i just want to see what people suggest? so, if there's any horny mothers out there, or guys, or older women, what do you think? | | nothing hotter then a milf! Have her join you in the pool call her and ask if she will go for a ride with you if she agrees you are in if she acts funny then she is just having a little fun with you | When do I call? Older women who gave me her number. it's been 4 days. PLEASE. thanks? SEX? i need to know if it's already to late to call this women that gave me her number, last Friday. She is 35 and we happened to spend last week painting my mothers kitchen, while she's in the hospital. At the end, she gave me her number and said " I know your mom won't be smoking/drinking, but i can always use a friend/compaion...something close to that. Plus, she is going though a devorse after 12 years. She even old me she hasn't been sleeping in the same bed as her husband for awhile. IS SHE HITTING ON ME? IS SHE HORNY? WHERE SHOULD I TAKE HER? | | She can be a one-night stand! | I need character names.....? for a short story I'm writing in my English class.
1. The protagonist; girl, circa age 15. Depressed, feeling over shadowed by sister in beginning of story, low self esteem. She's actually very beautiful, but refuses to believe it. Upper middle class family.
2. Protagonist's best friend (male) winds up going to the freshman prom with and has a crush on protagonist, even though protagonist only likes him as a friend. Note: he's peruvian, so i want a peruvian name.
3. Older sister of protagonist; circa age 19. Better at everything protagonist is proud of. Over acheiver. Thin, stunning, and polite, but deep down is just a friggin beeeotchh.
4. Older, older brother. Not mentioned much, shy, doesn't have much to say, overall pretty nice guy.
5. Scatter-brained mother, short attention span, high maintenance. Older woman, the honey of the middle aged men in town.
6. Father; expects the best from everyone, especially guyren. penny pincher, stressed over nothing all the time. Kind of....mean.
7. Protagonist's crush. A few years older than protagonist.(probably only 2 or 3 yrs) Friends with pro's best friend(#2). Smart, handsome, elegant, just out of reach, very reserved. ever so slightly feminine. And I stress, SLIGHTLY.
8. Annoying, dumb, stereotypical school teacher with nasaly, robotic voice. I haven't decided gender yet.
9. Grandmother; well, just like a grandmother. A cookie baking, loves her grandguyren to death, I'll buy you that expensive sweater grandmother.
10. Very quiet grandfather. Very kind, but has very little to say. Does lots of yard work.
11. "Inspiring" orchestra director. Obviously likes pro better than he did pro's sister, an outlet of pride for protagonist. Mr. ____________
12. Some neighhorhood boys who taunt the protagonist.
13. Protagonist's friend at school, not really good friends, but girls stuck together in a classroom who've become good aquaintences with each other. Slightly promisquious(spellcheck) popular among horny older boys.
I also need a last name for the family of the protagonist.
I was thinking the names for protagonist & siblings should be uncommon, like spices, or something. But probably not spices....You know.
Thank you SO MUCHHH for your help. I'd appreciate well thought out and considerable answers PLEEEASE. This is a huge part of my grade for the year. Thanks sooooo much.
Even if you only have I deas for one or two of them, I'd still apreciate a contribution =D | 1. Ana Francis
2. Bruno Cruz
3. Vincenza Francis
4. Lorenzo Francis
5. Amber Francis
6. Mortimer Francis
7. Angelo Huston
8. Al Vaughn
9. Lovie Francis
10. Will Francis
11. Leland Mariano
12. Jordan, Elzie & Ogden
13. Laurine Shirley | My Husband cheat on me with a Transgender women. What should I do? I found out that he has been a go going thing for over one and a half year. Recently, she found out that he has been cheating on her too! and decided to sent me this ... after she found out that he has been replying ad on criag's list. What should I do?
I am 48 yrs old and mother of 2 , ages 17 and 18.
He wrote,
Hi, I'm a WM, looking for someone special. Someone with a little (or big) something extra. Preferably TV TS, but a passable CD could get me going too. I have a strong sex drive so i'm always horny so write me and maybe we can play! | Dear Bionicgirlz
What dose the gender of the person with whom he is cheating have to do with the fact that he is cheating
STOP SLEEPING WITH HIM. You have no idea what this man is catching…
So get tested.
What you decide to do about you husband’s inability to keep it in his pants, and the fact that we both know he will do it again, is really up to you and weather or not you are ready to forgive or to walk.
Have you thought of trying a god marriage counselor, Before you speak to a divorce lawyer?
Hugs,
PennyAnn | I post the question earlier that I was sleeping with my best friends mother and should I tell him.? The answers that I got back I feel that alot of people were upset at me and telling me how could I. But what about her, she is his mother and she doesn't feel guilty about it, and I am her sons best friend so why should I feel guilty ? Alot of people have secrets and skeletons in their closets and alot of older women out there are loney and horny and like younger men too. | | I would not feel guilty at all. I would not tell my friend though. You should enjoy the sex and have as much as you can. That woman can teach you alot about sex and even maybe these things will help in your future relationships. When all these people say- Oh how could you do that to your friend-they are stupid. She is more to blame than you and if she does not care you should not either. What your friend does not know will not hurt him. I say ENJOY!! I would!! | Honestly women would you date a 23 year old semi virgin? Okay I will start off explaining the semi part. Basically I had a pretty messed up family as far as drugs, violence, moved around alot, sometimes somewhat homeless and had to stay in other peoples houses. My mother struggled with drugs and drinking, her boyfriend even started smoking crack at one point and stole money and things from our house so after all that I obviously ran as far as I could from my home and I really did not have many friends and was extremely anti social. I just wanted to take a little bit of time to get all my thoughts and feelings together until I really felt ready having friends or having sex. Because of this people thought hey it would be really funny to make me think he's gay. So to prove to myself I wasn't gay I had sex with some random girl. It was really pretty bad in all honestly and I wasnt ready. Now I feel pretty good and I want to actually go out and date and have sex but I am really nervous that now a days most women start having sex in middle school and I have only kissed one girl my whole life and never even gone on a date. Also I am kind of sheltered and afraid of being taken advantage of because I am somewhat sucessful in my career and I dont want some skank who just is looking for a free ride. But now that I have a decent career, might be buying a home soon, have a decent car, in good health. I'd would like to get out and have some fun because I am so so so lonely and horny but I am afraid that women would be turned off by me being a 23 year old semi virgin. | Why?! Who cares what other people think, you do what you feel is right. Be aware I am not speaking for all girls, but I do not get turned off by a 23 year old semi-virgin. I don't know why anyone would.
| College students or older! What should I do with this guy? honest answers please...? I'm a college senior and it may sound a bit weird but I've been seeing a freshman I met through a friend.I met him at his friend's frat party but he wasn't very interested in me at first, because I brought 4 guys with me.When I contacted him,he was very interested and we started hanging out.He was very horny though,and would mostly want to have sex(after watching a movie,giving me guitar lessons,etc).I can understand him being a freshman and wanting a lot of sex,but oddly,I started having actual feelings for him(after hanging out with him 6 times).He's told me about his parents' current divorce (his dad left his mother for another woman) and this is something he hasn't told a lot of people.I just feel this strong need to protect and care for him,I don't know why!He's also extremely witty, smart,and funny,which I love the most about him.Anyway,my girl friends advised me to tell him how I feel,so I did.He responded saying that he liked me but wasn't good with relationships.
Is this bull? | | Maybe but you said the problems between his Mom and Dad and I'm sure that's on his mind,a lot! If you care about this guy give him some time.If your having sex with him be careful,you don't need a baby in college!Be careful.Play safe.Have fun. | My Mom Isn't Being A Mom? Okay so I have a situation.
My mom likes to think she's 18 again and do whatever the hell she wants.
She's not even being a mother anymore! She goes to work early in the morning, and when I come back from school she doesn't get back until like, 5:30 PM (I get home from school at about 2:30 PM) and she's only home for about, say, 10 minutes. Then she leaves again to go to the gym, go to some weird fitness class, or go to this bar called Klarny's.
And I'll call her and ask her (I'm only 15, by the way) what we're gonna have for dinner, and she'll say something like, "I don't know, make something." And then hang up.
I don't mind being in a house alone, I'm actually used to being in an empty house. But sometimes, it doesn't ******* hurt if your mom can maybe spend a bit of time with you.
Oh, and to make it worse, she left my dad (they're not fully divorced) because he liked to drink.
He wouldn't get drunk, but he'd be a little bit buzzed at the most. And yesterday, my mom came back from buying groceries, and she had a 1.5 liter bottle of her favorite wine. And she basically kicked me out because she wanted to have an "adult conversation" with a friend. So, I left and went to my friend Brianna's house.
Today, I came back, half of that whole goddamn bottle was gone. And to add onto that, I found an empty box of this weird douche she bought yesterday, and mainly, those are used if an older woman had sex. (So I've been told) So basically, my mom kicked me out so she could **** this guy she's been seeing. (His name is Phil)
I know he was over because he always brings her roses, and draws pictures for her. (There are new roses in a vase on the table, and a new picture was on the table when I got home.)
Oh, and another thing, she never drives me anywhere. She never cooks me food anymore. (I've been cooking all the meals lately...) She's never home. She kicks me out to **** her boyfriend. Etc.
I've considered living with my dad, but he's leaving soon to go to work in another state. And I'm not sure what to do to get my mom to realize what she's doing is wrong. On so many levels.
But the thing is with my mom, you can't TELL her what bothers you. Because then she gets pissed, denies the whole ******* thing, and gives you the silent treatment. Like a ******* 2-year-old. From what I learned, the only way to get her to realize these things is if you do something to bother her and make her figure out what she's doing wrong.
Like, if my dad wasn't leaving in a little while, I'd go stay with him, and not really talk to my mom, and stuff. That would bother her because she's not seeing her daughter as much, and if I don't talk to her, she knows I'm mad at her, and if she asks why, I'd say something like, "Because dad is actually being a dad. And my mom isn't being a mom." Simple as that. Trust me, I've known her for 15 years, I know how she works.
So can someone please please please please PLEASE help me?
Because I'm gonna go ******* crazy if I can't get her to clean up her act and get her to stop ******* around and be a mother again. Not some crazed, horny teen going out partying every night.
So pleeeeaaaassseee help.
Thanks. :/ | I have guyish parents and have been wanting them to grow up since I was 5. IT sucks because you think maybe if I do this mom and dad will pay attention, or maybe if I do this mom and dad will love me.
Honestly if you talk to them, and do everything positive and negative, and they still don't give a DAMMMn, then chances are they are not going to change. It hurts like hell, and I've cried myself to sleep many nights, but you just have to forget about her. Right now she is sulking, that she didn't do what she wanted to do in life when she was young, because she was a mother, so now she wants to make up for lost time.
She is not going to realize that she is hurting until you have a family and a husband of your own. I suggest you go with your father.
Trust me if I had an option to leave my patents I would have when I was 14.
MAke sure you take this time to BETTER your self, do good in school and make good friends. Don't f up your schooling, get shitty friends, and get into trouble to get back at your mom. It doesn't work that way, they still don't care, and you just get messed up even more.
Doing better then someone else is always the best way to stick it to someone. | How strict should you be of a guy's "horny" feelings?? ok. so I am 32, and I am a divorced single mother of a 16 year old son. Lets put this simple. My son whacks off. I know thats normal, but I support it. He asks me to buy him playboys of penthouses and I do it gladly. I buy him KY Jelly also if he asks. My theory is its better than drugs or smoking, and its not bad for u at all, so why discourage it. He also has posters of completely nude women on his walls. This I think is ok as long as its just in his room. I just let him do whatever. Hey, when I was his age I loved playing with myself. Heck, I do it daily now that I am divorced. Is this ok? or should I be more strict. Here is an example of one of his posters. He has about 7 or 8 of them around his room.
img262.imageshack.us/img262/5041/picture0003kx3.jpg | Tolerating and actively supporting are two different things-and in my opinion you've supported far too much.
Has he no shame? | I think this lady did understand the local preacher do you ? A small town church had a congregation with many horny women who liked to sleep around. The local preacher was well aware of this and was giving them a stern lecture about their lack of morality, the evils of fornication and committing adultery.
"Sin is so commonplace among you ladies I'll be willing to bet five dollars there isn't a single virgin among you. If there's even one, I challenge her to stand up and be recognized."
No sooner had he gotten the words out of his mouth when one of the worst offenders stood up. She was an unwed mother and had a baby girl in her arms.
"Sister," said the preacher, "I guess you didn't understand what I just said."
"Oh yes I did, but you surely don't expect a six months old baby to stand up by herself!" | | that's really funny. She did understand but was standing unbehalf of her baby. |
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